What do you get a golfer who says they don’t want anything golf related for Christmas? A load of novelty golf gear – that’s what!
We hate to sound ungrateful but as golfers we always dread what our non-golfing family and friends will get us for Christmas. We can try our best to fake a smile & we will always try & sound as pleased as possible for a golfing gadget that we know really should never have been invented. Here are some of the finest examples of golf ‘crap’ that we really hope we don’t find in our Christmas stocking this year.
The UroClub
Words really can’t do this golf gadget justice… Check out the video below to see what we mean:
“Thanks Dad! This will be the perfect club to use up the course when I am feeling pee’d off”
Novelty Golf Balls
After giving your presents a shake & working out it could possibly be the Pro V1’s you have repeatedly asked for, you open up these bad boys…
“Oh thanks Auntie Deirdre. These are the exact balls the guys down the golf course were talking about! I can’t wait to show them of to my golfing pals.”
Toilet Putting Kit
Receiving this gift would drive us potty…
“Thanks Mum. You shouldn’t have! No really, you shouldn’t have!”
Naked Golf Tees
Receiving this gift probably says quite a lot about you as a person. The sender thinks you are a borderline sex pest!
“Thanks Gran. You know me too well!”
What do you guys think? Anything you are dreading in this year’s stocking? Please don’t say Royal & Awesome Golf Trews or we will be heartbroken! Have an Awesome Christmas all!